Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
Get the Grandma's Apple Frittermug. by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004
Get the R Kelly's Grandmamug. Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017
Get the Canada Hating Grandmamug. by J Rones August 27, 2009
Get the Grandma's chicken saladmug. Legendary figure who killed hitler, bin laden, escobar. She castrated all of them, and kept their balls.
by Goonginator April 12, 2022
Get the Big C's Grandmamug. a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
by beerdrinker March 10, 2009
Get the grandma coot cootmug. Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
by Rex Acren November 11, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebeesmug.