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If we suspect you have a secret about us, or if you say anything against us, or if we just don't like you, or if we're just bored, we'll even go to the point of killing you and your family.
And that's how government works.
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Goger

"Goger" is reference to an object or animal of mystical power. Related to the Phallus family it uses seductive charm to lure the sexiest of women to do what needs to be done.
"What is that?" " I'ts a Goger man don't fuck with it"
by CallmeMrLemon December 1, 2011
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Government Architect

The name give to someone who does not work in paid employment. They are considered lazy and unable to get a job. Usually referred to as 'Drawing the dole'.
Refer also "Government Artist".
by McSwifty January 11, 2009
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Governmentilate

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")
"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."
by KazzyKing June 9, 2013
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Government camp

by Colorqueen May 5, 2016
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Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.
Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"
by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017
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Governor Grabber

A member of the 2020 conspiracy to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. A governor grabber is a member of the far-right Michigan based paramilitary known as the "Wolverine Watchmen", and are inspired by conspiracy groups including QAnon, Groypers, and websites like 4chan.
"Not to scare you dude, but I think your crazy neighbor is training Governor Grabbers in his backyard."
by maxwelllucasr May 20, 2021
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