Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023

Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017

Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.

-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022

goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn

Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap

by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019

Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

Goober

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That Dude Is Such a Goober

by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024

Goober

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

by LittelGoober September 8, 2020