goan

greatest of all n*gg*rs, similar to goat (greatest of all time) but better

I am the goan

by Iahk Uahc May 6, 2025

Glanket

A Glow in the Dark Blanket

person 1, "Paranormal investi... glanket? What's a glanket?"

person 2, "I needed a "G." ... Actually I think a glanket is a thing... It's a glow-in-the-dark-blanket.

by Porglagon May 22, 2025

Glang

Zig Zig Zoongus Skigglenorp GLANNGGGGG

Doge: Yo @Desire
Desire: GLANGGG

by gocob June 8, 2025

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

Glangshang

A free-form word that means whatever the speaker feels. Joy, confusion, chaos, inspiration, peace, or a mix of it all — glangshang adapts to the vibe. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, or interjection. It’s the most expressive word that means everything and nothing at once.

“I’m feeling glangshang today — like my thoughts are dancing!”

“The day went full glangshang after lunch.”

“Her painting? Pure glangshangy brilliance.”

“Glangshang! That plot twist hit me in the soul!”

by WangchukKinley July 8, 2025

Glangum theorem

The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.

"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."

by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025

glancin'

An action, commonly performed by Mario, where one glances, often to annoy Luigi.

Mario, stop glancin' it.

by John Glance November 1, 2025