moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Goalpost

when a girl fingers herself in pussy and ass, with index finger and ring finger, resembles a goalpost

by Blunt Man October 30, 2003

goaler

Someone who orally removes rotten semen from old people's asses.

That man has goaler written all over his face. I'll bet he enjoys that shit!

by Play2fade August 15, 2004

Goals

Bronwyn and Brendan.

“Wow that haircut is goals”
“Oh yeah it’s as perfect as Bronwyn and Brendan.”

by mackleroy1027 June 4, 2018

Goalie?!

When your coach tells you to have to be the goalie at the next soccer game, and automatically you know you're fucked ass.

Coach: "Hey (your name) you're goalie next game!"
You: "Goalie?! WTF?!"
Coach: "What did you just say?!"

by ImHell666 November 4, 2018

Relationship Goals

The perfect relationship everyone wants to have, but can't have because Davie and Alli are the only couple to be goals, and to be praised upon.

Relationship goals:
Peasant: "Lets all appreciate Alli and Davie... For they are goals AF. Also, praise Harambe." 👏😎👌👅💦💯

by DicksOutForHarambe2.28.16 September 14, 2016

Relationship Goals

Namjin

"They are so Relationship Goals."
"Oh you mean they are so Namjin?"

by jiminiesweep August 4, 2017