Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022
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herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.
Wanna join my herd of gnome?
by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010
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Gnome bronze

A small gnome who lives in the city of florence colorado. he yells alot and has anger issues. he is a faggot. His heart is going to pop someday due to his mnt dew addiction. HE is gay. he broke his cpu screen due to his overwatch rage. When he dies we will put on his gravestone"here lies a bronze" he thinks he is gud at overwatch but he is a true bronze
Gnome bronze? HA he has an mnt dew addiction
by sebastianXD March 22, 2017
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Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height
Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”
by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021
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the garden gnomes

a fictitious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two "band" members are named Gnelle and Gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.
"Oh, that make-up style is totally something The Garden Gnomes would put on."
"I hear that, Gnette out."
by sydney_elise February 15, 2009
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Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?
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