hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015

cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...

by Macaronboi December 3, 2019

Rat Glove

a little bigger than a mouse glove

rat glove: five rats five fingers all at the same time

by ahlover August 29, 2019

Rubber Gloves

Basically condoms for your hands

I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens

by W.G. II September 8, 2019

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018