geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt

Shes a right geezer bird

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003

Glee

The worst show ever made in the history of the world. its like high school musical on crack. basically its ugly people who can sing worth of fuck who prance around and ruin great songs for all of us. only liked by teens because one psychotic bitch watched it and told other people to watch it. now all the stupid blond fuckers almost kill there selves from the stupid high-pitched voices each week just to seem popular.

...:heey did you watch glee last night?
...:no sadly it was the only thing on so i ate a years supply of light bulbs and licked hundreds of lightbulbs to keep myself amused.

by sicksicksicksicksicksicksick May 26, 2010

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 3, 2002

geeze

it is short for gee-wizz.

Geeze, that really sucks.

by Maisy Metrix February 15, 2006

Glazed Susan

When someone, normally female sucks on a males testicles.

Wil- oh man. Maria gave me a glazed Susan last night!

Jake- are they still wet?

Wil- oh yea!

by namraob February 21, 2011

geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.

Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!

by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010