grip-a-dick

Masturbation, to reach and grab yourself and whackawhackawhacka until you cum

Tom is alwys up for a rousing round of grip-a-dick, even if he's not alone!

by Toms ExGirlfriend February 24, 2003

mud grips

A studded condom. In the south, "mud grips" is a term for truck tires that are designed for driving in the mud. Since sticking it in the butt is also called "playing in the mud", this term is also commonly applied to studded condoms.

After picking up this slut from the bar, i stopped at the 7-11 and bought a couple mud grips for later.

by michael snider April 02, 2008

Grip and Rip

When you jerk off dry inside of coveralls at work

C.B: Hey thomas what did you do today

Thomas: I just had a grip and rip in the sieve shack today inside of my coveralls

C.B: Thats sick and rad I'm canadian

by grand_dady November 19, 2009

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

by Soup April 03, 2003

Gorilla Grip

When you grab your dick so hard that you pop a vein

I had to be hospitalized because I pulled off the gorilla grip

by Dr. Clump February 26, 2019

raw grip

the act of gripping someone by the testicular region with bare hands (skin on skin)

"keep talkin shit and ill come over there and raw grip you"

by THEWILL May 06, 2007

Hog grip

A sexual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the rectum. The index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. Often used in combination with rodeo.

She squealed like a pig as I applied the hog grip.

by Waino May 04, 2004