Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names
Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.
by Brandon6666 April 16, 2021
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love
Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar
by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024
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Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
by Bemining December 12, 2018
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Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!
by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020
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vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.
In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.
by Forblano September 07, 2015
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Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.
Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.
by Fyce May 08, 2020
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