socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 01, 2011

Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

by ThatOneGuardianboi March 06, 2024

nine in the glove

'Nine in the glove' refers to having a 9mm handgun in your car's glovebox.

"You strapped?"

"Yeah, I got that nine in the glove."

by Thatguywithaleg February 14, 2021

Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.

Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!

by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020

Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 07, 2023

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove October 28, 2015

ryder gloves

Term used in San Diego CA

Kearny High School

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.

by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022