future past

What you thought the future would be like in the past. Sometim

Guy: I thought my life would be better at this point..
Dude: You've failed your future past V.V

by futurepastboots April 14, 2010

futuristic fuck fest

having sex while teleporting somewhere in a teleportation machine

we fucked in a teleportation machine and joined the futuristic fuck fest

by layla and filip July 13, 2019

Future Fiancé

A term invented in late 2020 that refers to a “boyfriend”, whom you know will propose at some point (hopefully sooner than later). People who use the term #FF are not desperate, rather just on the same page as their significant other.

Person 1- Alyssa is so desperate, she refers to her man as future fiancé!

Person 2- Actually, you just sound jealous! Her FF has already made it clear he wants to get married... therefore “future fiancé” is totally justified in her case!

by Know it all 1 September 10, 2020

future sight

Future Sight is a thing that this dude name jayden uses and i swear he knows the future wayyyy before it happens most likely will say it and BOOM it happens

Jayden:"ayo watch out i have a feeling that ball is gonna miss and hit her in the head" Josh "oh shoot it hit her...how did you know Jayden: Future sight

by he cant beat goku March 30, 2021

futureecorpsee

futureecorpsee is a very popular tiktoker, who makes a variety of different kinds of content! Also they’re really cool:D

futureecorpsee is my favourite tiktoker!

by not ranboo September 4, 2021

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020