on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.

I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.

by Garema February 12, 2010

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

Fountain of Youth

An activity where a group of men (between 3-10) ejaculate inside of a women. Whomever proceeds to ejaculate first must drink everyone's cum after with the women squatting over the man's face.

Hey bro, just got invited to do a fountain of youth with the bois, wanna join?

by LilSkrimp123 August 2, 2021

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

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Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Fountain of Youth

When someone finishes in the mouth of their partner after oral sex, and the sperm and semen is overflowing in their mouth, and they begin to drool it out, like a fountain.

I went crazy with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a Fountain of Youth

by Officialproblemchild February 20, 2022