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Flush and rip

When you are in a public bathroom and to scared you will make noise so you flush and let the shit explosion commence.
In the public bathroom he did the flush and Rip to filter out the noise.
by Funnylmao October 20, 2017
mugGet the Flush and ripmug.

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold
My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
mugGet the Shitty Flushmug.

Ghost Flush

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..
Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.
by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018
mugGet the Ghost Flushmug.

fluid flush

The act of nutting inside of a female companion then inserting a garden hose into the same hole to preform a "fluid flush" this can also be done with a turkey baster and some warm water to remove the semen and thus preventing procreation.
"oh shit I didn't pull out, we should preform a fluid flush", "Nah screw the condom we can just do a fluid flush when we are done."
by CNDPineapple February 8, 2021
mugGet the fluid flushmug.

curtousy flush

flushing the toilet in the middle of taking a dump to reduce the smell for others in the vicinity.
"Dude! do a curtousy flush, your killing me!"
by Bronson P December 4, 2016
mugGet the curtousy flushmug.

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky
“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet
“Corrr that was a funky flush
by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019
mugGet the funky flushmug.

Bellmead Flush

Verb: The act that Bellmeadians do, of Flushing Narcotics down the toilet when the Sheriff's barge through their front trailer door. Bellmead is a two tooth town 2 miles outside of Waco, Texas.
Yo, Ernest did the Bellmead Flush last night, but forgot the stuff in his pillow case. They found it and charged him for >1<4..
by ToothlessinBellmead April 13, 2021
mugGet the Bellmead Flushmug.

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