fluck

effing luck

*Bird poops on guy's head*

Guy - Just my fluck!

by Meh_wrote_fluck February 21, 2010

flank

The word flank is used as a substitute to most key words in a sentence, especially swear words

What the 'flank'?

You get flanked right up yer flank hole mate

by baz January 19, 2005

Flink

1.Flink is used as a gay term for pedophiles who go after very young males.
2. when semen is sent into the mouth during oral sex and comes out the nose
3. is a POOP player
4.(n.-Sng) A young homosexual male holding a deceitful relationship with a female in order to attain or maintain social acceptance among peers.

1. A young homosexual who exploits attraction received from a female by falsifying a heterosexual relation in order to hide his actual sexuality.
2. A homosexual exhibiting uncharacteristically youthful appearance for their age - often uses their appearance to deceive others for the purpose of personal gain.

I love to flink young 25 year old males and then play with their poop.

by Flink July 12, 2004

Flanking

When a particular person, probably a girl, is being completely out of line, two brave and mature young men shall sit on both sides of said probably girl, and they will both fart on the evildoer simultaneously, thereby punishing the person for whatever wrong they did.

Rachel was being very, very rude to everyone around, and had been previously warned that she was "fixin' to get Flanked", and after continuing to misbehave Kory and Shane decided to punish her with a Flanking.

by Metrobeaver April 20, 2010

Flukel

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, then bites his/her bubbles.

I heard Billybob is a Flukel

by Jimrodel D'Gnollbel December 2, 2004

Flanken

A sphere that is not perfectly round, like the Earth, for example

"I hate to tell you, but that basketball is a flanken."

by KrackSeller February 11, 2010

Fluck

The act of screwing someone over; or angering them.

The act of sexual seduction to the opposite or same sex.

The act of telling someone off or insulting them.

Hey fluckface go eat a fluck sandwich and sit on a fluck footlong.

by Gan ti.. Gan ti, it's Gan ti April 11, 2011