fever

Your excuse to not go to school.

I got a fever

by Lumpy space dude May 22, 2020

Fever dick

When someone’s penis is a hotter temperature than normal due to them having a fever.

Jordan is so sick and has a fever but Brooklynn loves riding that fever dick.

by papi chulo amor January 13, 2022

Fever clit

When your clit is throbbing harder than your head during a cold or fever.

I feel so sick but this fever clit is keeping me awake

by Kittykittycascade January 7, 2023

Orchid Fever

when a westerner becomes seriously attracted or drawn to Thailand and/or Thai culture

Tom went to Thailand for a holiday and has come back with a dose of Orchid Fever.

by rabbler September 4, 2009

jingle fever

When a person has a deep attraction for the holidays, particularly Chirstmas.

Did you hook up with Sally at that Christmas party?

Nah dawg she was to busy singing Chirstmas Carols and drinking eggnog.

Damn, she has jingle fever.

by holidaytimeeyeh December 20, 2010

Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011

Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011