Felder

The act of licking a line of coke from a girls navel to her clitoris and then going down on her

I have her a good Felder

by Beamo November 16, 2018

Festering

To be a dumb peice of shit.

The Festering Cainer is a dumb peice of horse shit.

by Ravage May 16, 2003

Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

by bobapple October 23, 2005

Feeter

a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.

That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.

by My357Magnum January 23, 2006

Fetter

1. N, adj, or v. A synonym of any expletive word needed to be emphasized upon.

2. See Stancil (def 2)

You really fettered up that job. It's completely fubar'd

SHUT THE FETTER UP!!!

by Tic Shack April 10, 2012

fester

To stay in, usually wearing the same clothes for a long period of time, bieng anti-social, lacking personal hygiene

Also can be used to describe the state of a room/house which is filthy/neglected

'What are you up to?' 'I'm festering today'

eeeerrrrrr You look festery

We are having a fat fester sesh!

'You festering man'

'fancy a fester?'

'STOP FESTERING'

by noface123 June 17, 2009

Felker

Very possibly the cutest asian girl in existance.

Dude, Felker is about as hot as Tia Tanaka and Tila Tequila making out.

by The Number Twelve April 24, 2008