tebow farts

When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.

Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.

by Eddie Billy December 27, 2011

hate farts

Farts that you purposely build up for an extended period of time , so you can unleash on someone that pisses you off.

Hey Sean I need some beans or chilli , because I'm working on a hate farts for Brad.. he's getting on my nerves .

by Timmy Smithers October 12, 2015

fluid farts

When you rip ass, and a little shit comes out, which is generally referred to as a "Fluid Fart", more than one in a short amount of time is generally called "Fluid Farts".

"Uhm, Frank, Can you take my shift? I have a bad case of the Fluid Farts."

by NetherRealm June 12, 2016

Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

by Cashews and guacamole March 23, 2017

Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.

So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!

by Abe gold April 10, 2017

Alternative Facts

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

Vegan farts

Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan

Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021