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fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.
Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.
(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."
by Brian2002 January 22, 2017
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alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.
Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.
by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017
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fares

Fares is the sweetest guy a girl could come across. He’s genuine and sweet. Anyone would be lucky to have Fares. He doesn’t see how valuable he is. He is very insecure about things that the world sees as beautiful. People love to hang out with him.
Her: “ hi what’s your name

Him: “ fares”

Her: “marry me
by random whore November 12, 2020
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Farshad

Persian name, means: handsome, good-looking, nice-looking, attractive, personable, striking, stunning, fine, glorious and happy
Very powerful, tall, wise, rich
He is such a handsome boy, i think his name is farshad
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farshid

In Parsi meaning is : Illuminated; sparkling

Farshid or Farsheed is a Persian name. It is currently used in Iran and the Kurdish regions in Eragh, Turkey and Syria.

This Name is one of the most ancient Persian proper names whose philological background could be traced back even in Old Persian scriptures.
Concerning the etymology of this proper name there exist much more hypothesis and speculations than accurate Onomastics etymologizing. Although we clearly could differentiate between two parts of this lexeme. So we have to deal here with a compose form consists from tow morphemes far ( = splendour, shine) + shîd (= sun, sun beams).
In this manner we could translate the Old Persian proper name Farshid/Farsheed as Sunshine or the splendour or the pomp of the sun.
This name which obviously implicates a Zoroastrian Old Persian concept of worshiping of sun and fire as the sacred religious phenomenon. The female first name farshîdeh/farsheedeh seems to be an adapted name through a non correct derivation of masculine name Farshid accordning to the Arabic modification system of feminin construction formula additing eh/at in order to build a feminin form which could not appeal for a pure Persian name such as "Farshid".
Farshid In Parsi meaning is : Illuminated; sparkling

This Name is one of the most ancient Persian proper names whose philological background could be traced back even in Old Persian scriptures.
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Alternative Facts

1. When you know what you're saying is bullshit but you're going to present it as your version of reality anyways even if it is contrary to first hand accounts, photographic evidence, reputable reporting sources, and verifiable numbers given by things such as ticket sales or public transportation data

2. An attempt to gaslight the population in an effort to control the media and create propoganda by substituting something beneficial to the regime instead of reporting verifiable truths that paint a negative light on a subject.
"In an interview on NBC's 'Meet the Press,' host Chuck Todd pressed Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway about why the White House on Saturday had sent Spicer to the briefing podium for the first time to claim that 'this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.'
'You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts,' she said.
Todd responded: 'Alternative facts aren't facts, they are falsehoods.' "
by mozzy-o January 22, 2017
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