Last one to faint

A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.

Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!

by Ungerdog June 27, 2007

Famine

pronounced, (Fam-ine) not (Fam-in)
hardcore sex, VERY hardcore like shoving a sword up your ass or cutting off a tit

to famine
fimined
was famining

by 0onicko0 October 5, 2008

facing

The slang name for facebook chat

Man this kid keeps facing me, what a creeper.

This kid just faced me weirdo

by Chip the Ripper April 24, 2008

Irish Potato Famine

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.

"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"

"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"

"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"

by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007

faginerry

Based on the character by Charles Dickens in Oliver. When an item has been taken from a person or group to benefit yourself without them being aware. Faginerry should be performed without delibrate malice. More of an art than outright mugging. To be used in conjunction with rife.

The best example of Faginerry is when a certain group of 4 unlocked a certain tennis clubhouse. Tarnished the place with bare draw, and left without anyone knowing they were there. "Faginnery is rife!"

by bumpaclot_standard May 1, 2005

Fainku

An insincere blogger; hollow person; a Gobbledygook; blabber mouth; a person suffering from oral flatulence or oral piles. Also means a person who boasts too much without actually having done nothing while taking all the credit.

1. Sudhir Pande did nothing but took all the credit as he was a big fainku.
2. You do not expect much from a fainku in a team work.
3. Being a fainku, Sudhir took all the time of the group discussion giving others no chance to speak.
4. In a disaster managment workshop, inviting a fainku is a big disaster.

by Forester June 18, 2006

fadingle

to pleasure with your fingers

i would like to fadingle your dangle

by kaelen 3 August 3, 2008