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jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023
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Jimmy Fallon Syndrome

When one realizes that they seem to be the only one that hates something or someone that everyone else loves, enjoys, or praises, because they still harbor memories of when said person or thing used to suck.
Person 1: "Everybody loves Robert Downey Jr. now & I just don't get it. I guess I'm stuck seeing him as the awful, trainwreck he was when he was younger."

Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."
by noSreanganOrm March 29, 2023
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Felling

The Felling, former township on south bank of river Tyne, east of Gateshead town centre, Tyne & Wear, North-east England.

Industrial waste land intermixed with pockets of social deprivation that would warrant a Disasters Emergency appeal on TV.

It has a Metro station, that the only people getting off at, are likened to the passengers for Charon across the river styx (not the band), but unlike the users of the mythical ferryman of the dead, few of the folk of Felling have actually paid.

The town square is modelled in the ever popular T.Dan Smith corruptions style, which sucks out whatever joy or hope is left in the fair citizens of Felling.

Slowly a program of Social and economic cleansing is been carried out by Gateshead council, so they can get people who actually pay there council tax to live there.

Twinned with Prypiat and Pyongyang
Gateshead Newcastle geordie Charon crossing the river styx Styx Felling The Felling
by mad cyril October 11, 2009
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Falling in Love

A man knows he is in love when he is shaving in the bathroom, and his girlfriend casually stroles in and proceeds to sit down and take a big shit in his presence.
After man gets over the initial shock of the situation and realizes he is falling in love :

"Will you marry me?"
by chugers April 14, 2009
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Peeping Fallis

When a creeper from your highschool who nobody likes, sits on the swing sets adjacent your house, and watches you through your window.
Man, I was chilling on the computer last night, and caught sight of Ethan being a peeping fallis.
by Braydan W. Bunce February 22, 2009
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fallen-boulder

When you turn your shock-proof, water-proof phone to vibrate and effectively hide it in a woman's vaginal crevice and proceed to call your phone from her cell phone. Named for the Boulder by G-Zone. If your phone is not waterproof you may immitate the boulder by securing your phone in a condom(magnum if you have a blackberry) and knotting it at the end. May also be used with the alarm clock function for greater comedic efforts.
It was our first night together and I gave her a fallen-boulder sneak attack for wearing a short skirt with no panties.

I gave my girlfriend her 6 am wake-up call with a fallen-boulder.
by EasternLinesTeam December 5, 2009
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Fellina

A really beautiful girl also known as fefe or fufu She is very funny. Many guys dig her.
Kellen: whoa look at that girl i dig her
Amelia: dang thats Fellina (also known as fefe or fufu)
Kellen: I'd SO do her.
by Mimla June 15, 2010
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