Failure

Donald dickhead trump

Trump is a failure to the whole UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN and man kind.

by Trumpisaloser.net January 14, 2021

failernetz

Used by people who use 'meme' (Pronounced ME-ME) Means a person's internet fails at being awesome. Most likely a mac. :D Or a another type of computer without DSL or cable. Vice Versa.

Prince Prodigy101: Dude, Ya know ryan? His internet is messed up!!! IT CAN'T GO ON INTERNET EXPLORER!

LemonSonic: LMAO!! FAILERNETZ!!! =D

by Sir Awesome November 3, 2007

Filera

Some Sort of Knife or a Dagger

"I'm gonna shank you with my filera"

by Gooberspooger January 1, 2005

failurism

1) the act of failing
2) when someone screws you over

1) damn, i totally did a failurism on that test today

2) -hey did u hear what happened to lyle?

-No what?

-He had a failurism with his girlfriend

by catracha4lyf May 28, 2009

faileure

just a different way to spell failure since you failed @ spelling the word failure and wrote it faileure. simply emphasizes its meaning.

person 1(says to friend)so yah i was having sex with my gf last night but the condom ripped so we agreed to stop until next time because i only had one condom.

friend: FAILEURE!

by tortillandbeans May 14, 2010

faile

(slang) describes a failure so bad that the pupil cannot be helped

Jenny: " It takes 27 months to have triplets "
Ben: "You are a faile"

by Jumogu September 28, 2015

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011