fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.
John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.
by negev September 12, 2013
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fap cheese

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!
by Penelopchz January 28, 2017
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fap juice

J I Z Z
DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.
by DPsyche April 30, 2016
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Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
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Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 05, 2016
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Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
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fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 15, 2017
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