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Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!
by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019
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Fake weeb

a person that does not know any thing about anime like if you ask who is this and show a kakashi photo and they anwer with NaRutO
a person that doesnt understand weeb phrases is a fake weeb
by himiko toga November 2, 2020
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fake edit

Marker for a closing remark or afterthought placed at the end of a forum message.

An internet forum neologism with approximately the same function as a traditional postscript (ps). As with postscripts (pps), multiple fake edits can be and often are stacked after a post, although the conventions for doing so aren't really standardized.

The most pressing need for the postscript faded away with the advent of word processors, which added the ability to simply insert a later thought directly into its proper location in the body of a message. Still, the convention lingers on, though interpretation of whether a particular instance is the result of pure habit, of mild laziness, or of a desire to draw attention to a particular point will depend on its context.
Posted by: GibsonOnBass, Feb 25, 2009

We were in the 8th row at the concert, and I gotta say they put on one hell of a show. I wasn't a fan of theirs before, but now I'd definitely drive a couple hours to catch them again!

Fake edit: Thanks for the heads-up on the bargain tickets, Steffie!
by Alfred F. February 25, 2009
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Fake richie

A person usually between the ages 18 and 20 who looks rich fools people into thinking their rich, usually wearing polo ralph lauren that their parents bought them. drives a Lincoln navigator that their grandparents got for them. Usually has a minimum wage job, parents pay for gas, insurance, and everything else, so all their money is spent on expensive clothes and jewerly. this creates the illusion as if these people are rich but they arnt really.
Bob: Man i wish i was just like Jimmy, look at how rich he is. He drives a navigator and all he wears is polo ralph lauren. That must have cost a fortune. He obviously gets money.

Matt: No his parents pay for everything like gas and car insurance. He spends all his money from working at mcdonalds on expensive clothes and subs for his car. Hes not rich hes just a fake richie
by PleaseMr August 17, 2011
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fake fan

someone who reckons they know everything like a weaboo but they don't know jack shii
person: so whos your fave member of my chemical romance
fake fan: the lead seener whats his name again?
person: oh...
by Someemojilol June 7, 2018
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fake model

a girl who has a random guy take pictures of her in skimpy clothes to show off her body. different than a real model whos body is used to accentuate brand labels.
"that girl in the park getting photographed by that weirdo is such a fake model."
by brandonbounce May 16, 2014
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fake-ass

Describing or pertaining to one's innability to accomplish their motives. When one tries to be something they are not. Can also pertain to inanimate objects.
Look at that fake-ass player trying to draw that girl in with his fake-ass spinning hub caps.
by Toshi Iba November 26, 2006
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