freedom of speech

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

In short, we can say what we want to say, within certain limits. Yes, you can say "FUCK YOU" to a police officer and call your lawyer (if you're stupid enough) and get away with it. You can't give threats or endanger public safety, however.

Basically, if you want to use it, keep your lawyer on speed dial and have deep pockets.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. -Part of the U.S Bill of Rights. Collect them all!

by I r Mime June 10, 2007

freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.

"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."

by KHD June 7, 2003

freedom fries

An idiotic attempt to show derision to a country that saved America's ass more than their own, but just happens to not agree with its current dipshit ruler that HOPEFULLY won't be as successful as the transformation of German Toast into French Toast. Fucking morons, always ordering French Toast just because some Nazi's tried to conquer the world.

I'd like some GERMAN toast with my FRENCH fries, thank you, sir.

by EjoThims May 17, 2004

Freedom

doesn't exist
the only thing left is violence

Freedom does not exist in America at all.

by little old lady January 15, 2006

Facebook Freeloader

A person who likes every "I'll admit", "To be honest","Date","Rate" status knowing they will receive compliments in order to both make themself feel good and fill their wall with posts from so many different people.

Greg: Hey Adam look at all the compliments all these people give Joe on his wall. Everyone must like him.

Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.

by ig4thewin August 21, 2011

freedom fuck

After breaking up a romantic relationship with your partner, you are rewarded a "freedom fuck" with the person of your choice. The person you choose will not be held against you in the future. This is a freebie. A "freedom fuck" is used as a re-entry into the life of a single person.

I know she wasn't attractive. i never have to see her again. She was my freedom fuck.

by mindyliz2 August 11, 2011

FASCIST-FREEDOM

An oxy - moron philosophy,that was invented by both oxen and morons;a contradictory term practiced in detail by and exported to nations like Iraq and Afghanistan compliments of the current U.S.-NWO "crime,oil and dope cabal"under the guise of humanitarianism and freedom(LOL);an oxymoron that is more ridiculous then most.

We have to deliver FASCIST-FREEDOM to the Arab people,even if it kills them,Senator Bloombush.

by George Prescott Plant December 5, 2003