Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

frosting fountain

When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.

Karen really enjoys the frosting fountain.

by little buckaroo December 25, 2011

fountain fishing

to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.

We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.

by izzy825 July 20, 2011

Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023

Cherub Fountain

The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.

“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”

by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023