Luke Ford

Luke is a weird kid. He is gay and acts like a faggot. He gets no hoes and smells terrible. He also has a big nose

Nobody likes Luke Ford

by K3vin May 5, 2018

Doctor Ford

The act of basing a claim with no facts or evidence. The only fact is that the claim is plausible and many people want it to be true. Often used for political gain. "To Doctor Ford someone"

I will Doctor Ford you to get what I want.

by The electrical guy. October 9, 2018

buy a Ford

v.phrase- Canadian expression meaning to purchase drugs, usually crack.

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Hey, want to buy a Ford?

Not now man. I'm about to go downtown and visit City Hall.

by gnostic 1 June 3, 2013

Ford Taurus

Hulking piece of shit car made in America

Guy 1: There is a bucket of shit parked in my driveway with its lights on

Guy 2: Oh, that must be my Ford Taurus

Guy 1: TWAZZER!!!!!

by Jazz 88.1 February 20, 2007

ford wrench

a large hammer used to fix a ford, or anything else for that matter, pretty much the universal tool, aside from duct tape.

none of these ratchets fit, go grab me the ford wrench.

by J.Flo October 28, 2006

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

edward ford

hello every one out there

hey hey hey hey hey hey

by anonymous February 13, 2005