royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.

The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.

by kevins5728 January 23, 2019

Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 5, 2022

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.

Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.

by mennosimons March 21, 2024

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Full body flushed

When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.

Woke up this morning so hungover that I full body flushed myself.

by Richardcranium February 29, 2024

flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.

Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024