“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
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It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.
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Get the Floating Chicklets mug.A float is a beverage most commonly created by mixing any carbonated beverage such as root beer or cola with a few scoops of any kind of ice cream. Usually it's eaten with a spoon like some kind of ice cream & soda cereal, but can also be drank normally just as often.
Guy #1:Hey, me and Guy #2 were going to go get some soda & ice cream to make floats. Did you want to come?
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.
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Get the Floating mug.A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
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