fist the kumquat

An alternative to 'pull the trigger' when committing on a large or comment worthy purchase.

Also fisted, fisting.....

I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?

by Ftk16 November 16, 2016

Caribou Fist

The big sister of camel toe andmoose knuckle, caribou fist is the ultimate bitch wedgie out there.

Holy crap look at the size of that caribou fist!

by Murphsusername September 30, 2011

Fist to face

My fist on your face

I wanna see you fist to face!

by Andiz Grounder April 24, 2010

hole fisting

In nasty talking, hole fisting refers to a commonly used female pleasuring technique.

Damn right, you gotta big ass hole that needs some real hole fisting.

by Bölima November 24, 2007

fist-puter

A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.

Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!

by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011

fist badge

A medal/ribbon awarded to a person who inserts his/her fist/fists into the receiving partner. Generally male on female.

Person: so I ended up fisting this girl last night.
Friend: oh shit, so you got your fist badge?
Person: I guess you could say that.

by MARSattack July 27, 2014

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014