A Bad Experience.

It's in the name. Possibly the greatest and worst thing to have been created in our current time period. Group containing members Dominic, Luca, Daniella and Jason.

Has it been an hour yet? This truly is A Bad Experience.

by ABadExperience January 30, 2024

Chernobyl experiment

Using dad's seat

Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth

Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love

by Death Menace August 31, 2023

The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫

C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..

by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Experiance

A group participating in the consumption of media in a format other than exclusively audible.

The audience really responded to my last podcast. It was a live stream in which I spoke with some of the experiance after the VR concert this weekend.

by Saynotoprescriptiondrugs January 22, 2022