Erven

A very attractive green wolf that gives everyone he meets a nosebleed because he's just so sexy. It is a common misconception that he is emo because of his extremely sexy hair, but he's actually rather happy with life. Erven is the very definition of a sexy vampire. Edward Cullen has many things to learn from him.

He is also going to be featured in a comic parodying the famous Ocarina of Time video game. This comic will be known as Sexy Beast of Time (or SBoT) and will follow Erven on his quest with his forlorn fairy advisor. They engage in a comical adventure of lust, emotionlessness, and drug abuse together, coming across many interesting figures on their journey.

My friend died last week....

How?

....they said they found him with an excessive amount of blood flowing from his nose.

...Erven strikes again!

by Midnightstorm45 April 27, 2011

eventualizing

to think about acts you shall do... eventually

bob: Hey Bro, what are you up to
bro: eventualizing 'bout something

by alexblah September 20, 2010

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person 2: Omg!

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 26, 2021

even

the funniest word in the english language

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it

by Billy Sorenson March 22, 2003

I don't even know what that means

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.

Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008

don't even trip

Don't even think about it! To put something so far out of your mind that it is useless to you and others.

Don't even trip about this because that fool will not get any of my money.

by Teresa Rae Butler February 11, 2006

fringe event

Events people seek when they've had enough of being a homogeneous drone subscribing to society's mainstream (i.e. football, baseball, basketball, etc.). These are the emergent, unexpected and sometimes outrageous events people seek to celebrate all the things that made us unique.

Susie: I'm sick and tired of watching football every Sunday. Is there a fringe event going on so we can change it up a bit?
Pam: In fact there is. Let's head down to the Bay Fields to catch some live-action Segway Polo.
Susie: Sounds great!

by Shamrock32 November 15, 2009