by EpidemickFTW February 9, 2009
Get the Epic bewbs mug.General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
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A word that every virgin, non action getting, video game loving, mama's boy, still living at home person uses to describe something awesome.
OH MY GAWD, THIS N00B ON THIS SWEET NEW VIDEO GAME IS SO NOT EPIC! ...JUST A SEC MOM, ILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A MINUTE!
by meowmeowfuckyou April 30, 2009
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by M.E.L.K. March 24, 2009
Get the Epic Boots mug.A Massive Ejaculation of EPIC Proportions due to an extended period of time not having sex (with others and/or self).
Most notable features of the EpicEjac is the eyes rolling in back of head twice, the entire body convulsing in rapid non rhythmic motions, full body sweat explosion, a high probability of the guy making animal sounds like a horse, monkey or lemming.
this also makes the guy pass out faster than 15 seconds, highest record is 3 nanoseconds before collapsing and drooling profusely. humping convulsions may persist past collapse for up to 10 minutes.
for the next day the legs may feel noodle like as most blood has remained in the nether regions, if the symptoms pass eight hours brain damage is likely.
Most notable features of the EpicEjac is the eyes rolling in back of head twice, the entire body convulsing in rapid non rhythmic motions, full body sweat explosion, a high probability of the guy making animal sounds like a horse, monkey or lemming.
this also makes the guy pass out faster than 15 seconds, highest record is 3 nanoseconds before collapsing and drooling profusely. humping convulsions may persist past collapse for up to 10 minutes.
for the next day the legs may feel noodle like as most blood has remained in the nether regions, if the symptoms pass eight hours brain damage is likely.
Dude... i had to go to the hospital yesterday after my EpicEjac two days ago... seriously...i think i lost my since of smell from the brain damage. The doctor told me i have to whack it twice in the morning to get back to a normal Ejac.
by ClaverFlav July 2, 2010
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However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
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