drunk as ten Indians 

Native American populations are plagued by a mutation of the gene for the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, which plays a major role in metabolizing alcohol. This mutation leads the poor metabolism of alcohol; thus increasing alcohol’s toxicity

Timmy hasn’t eaten today so he got drunk as ten Indians.

drunk as ten Indians by Frederico Smith May 3, 2007

Drunk Blingberrying 

The act of using a Blackberry to text while drunk. May result in embarrassing messages saved on the recipients Blingberry for future harassment. You could also be fired because your bosses name is one entry away from the chick you have been trying to hook up with. Now your boss thinks you are gay and that you are sexually harassing him.

Just say no to Drunk Blingberrying.

Drunk Blingberrying by Nikizzy April 26, 2006

drunk stop

IN BRIEF: A DUI stop

NOTE: A drunk stop is a stop for driving under the influence or while drunk or intoxicated.

Drunk stops saves lives. People that drive drunk know better.

drunk stop by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2010

drunk as a thousand Apaches 

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

drunk as a thousand Apaches by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Drunk Sexable 

Someone who you would not touch unless you were piss drunk.

Man that chick is pretty drunk sexable, but right now she is pretty untouchable

Drunk Sexable by Allstar7878 June 30, 2010

drunk slob kabob 

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.

OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!

drunk slob kabob by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

drunk remoting 

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.

(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.

drunk remoting by amarantha10 June 3, 2007