A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
by Pat Manson February 24, 2010
a used douche-bag that is put through a blender (maybe with some chocolate) also a 1/2 cup milk and preferably a cherry on top: this term is mainly used as an insult but a very delectable desert
1:"god my mom is being such a douche-bag milkshake"
2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"
2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"
by sumdumblond July 06, 2010
by estrella December 10, 2003
DUSTIN is an emotional douche bag
by hisoldbitch69 November 23, 2015
When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.
Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.
by TheRealBigN May 08, 2013
by blackla3elskate3 August 15, 2005
Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
by EmmeGirl December 08, 2009