by Uncle Louise January 22, 2017
Get the ting ting my ding dingmug. 1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.
2. A slang term for penis
3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.
4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
2. A slang term for penis
3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.
4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."
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by Inwestphiladelphiabornandraise June 18, 2014
Get the Ding-Dongmug. by Boofa Peachy May 29, 2011
Get the Shing Dingmug. by Seblo_13 January 30, 2005
Get the sling dingmug. by Markiplierboi October 3, 2017
Get the Ding Hengmug. A fun day for cyclist on the 10th September. Fellow cyclists in London greet each other with a little ‘Ding Ding - Hello’ on their bicycle bell.
Alan is riding along Oxford Street on Ding-Day and sees another cycle, so he dings his bicycle bell, the young lady riding the other way returns by dinging back.
by WildKatPR October 1, 2008
Get the Ding-Daymug. An imperfection in the surface of a rental car that the rental agency says is too small to worry about, which later becomes an imperfection that you are responsible for because the imperfection has magically grown since the car left the lot.
The scam du jour with the (car rental) near me involved being charged for a pre-existing scratch. When I mentioned it when I picked up the car, they said it wasn't large enough to warrant notation. Fair enough.
Miraculously, however, when I returned it, the same exact ding (which didn't grow, it wasn't a Chia ding) now warranted a claim to be filed against me. Every time I challenged the guy on it, he pulled out this inane little plastic device and held it up to the ding. In a rare moment of losing my cool I grabbed his stupid "my first ruler" device and held it up to the dude's head and told him he qualified as a certified ding-dong and then I snapped it in half.
Miraculously, however, when I returned it, the same exact ding (which didn't grow, it wasn't a Chia ding) now warranted a claim to be filed against me. Every time I challenged the guy on it, he pulled out this inane little plastic device and held it up to the ding. In a rare moment of losing my cool I grabbed his stupid "my first ruler" device and held it up to the dude's head and told him he qualified as a certified ding-dong and then I snapped it in half.
by ConciergeMike August 1, 2008
Get the chia dingmug.