Dickening

Almost like "sickening", but worse, much, much worse. Usually the response to learning about oversized persons engaging in some sort of activity, sexual or otherwise.

"Are they married now?"
"Seems so"
"That's dickening"

by BilboMcBab October 12, 2011

good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 6, 2009

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 7, 2003