common deer

to take from someone with a similar object or intrest by calling common deer

hey mike g. im gonna common deer that radio of yours because mine isnt working

by mr sext time jacob walls the common deerer September 11, 2007

DeerSmear

The fecal matter of a Deer. The title fits the definition more if said feces were smeared upon a surface as...you know...like a prank or something.

"Thompson!Thompson! Come quick! Look at this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"

by Drabinsky June 20, 2007

deeroscape

The process of building a landscape that repels deer through the use of deer resistant plants, repellents and fences.

My garden has damage from the deer, so I need to deeroscape it.

by EC Berger August 19, 2008

decert

decert, the Removal of the horn , rack , antlers or tusk.

de, Latin for remove
cert, Latin for horn.

decerted, certed-ed , past tense
decerting, decert-ing , current tence

Jake was dismayed to find the elephant had been decerted.

by dm18 June 9, 2014

deeran

long johnson-sucking mother bitch fuck 🐑💨

bro u see deeran?? mother bitch fuck.

by imbetterthanallofu September 23, 2021

Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018