johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

Teen dad

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.

Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut

by KhloeAshton November 21, 2018

Dad Gun

The older version of a firearm.

Not a real term.

"Yes, Dad Gun means the older version of a firearm. It's a real term."

by sneedemfeedem October 20, 2021

Dad humor

A sense of humor that only dads will enjoy.

Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor

by mhmuss February 16, 2014

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019

Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.

*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.

by Jojopa January 25, 2022

Cool Dad

A man who loves singing and dancing around the house, loves bursting into rooms and being loud, loves his cars, tools, and food. But the one thing he loves the most is his family.

“Hey is that Cool Dad?”
“Yeah that’s him washing his car again”

by Pluble December 7, 2020