A man who loves singing and dancing around the house, loves bursting into rooms and being loud, loves his cars, tools, and food. But the one thing he loves the most is his family.
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Get the Carter’s Dad mug.A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.
Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.
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‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’
‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’
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‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’
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Get the Dad for One mug.A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
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Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
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