Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.

Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”

by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019

johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019

Party Dad

Frank Iero. That’s it.

Dude 1: Name a party dad
Dude 2: Frank Iero. Literally it says it in his Twitter.

by FallingKillJoyAtTheDisco May 19, 2018

dad legend

A term used primarily by video game communities to describe a highest rank or achievement attainable by someone with familial responsibilities, usually in a given time period.

"Even with working overtime and the kids getting sick, I still had time to hit dad legend this month."

by MrBlanston September 19, 2017

Cool Dad

A man who loves singing and dancing around the house, loves bursting into rooms and being loud, loves his cars, tools, and food. But the one thing he loves the most is his family.

“Hey is that Cool Dad?”
“Yeah that’s him washing his car again”

by Pluble December 7, 2020

Carter’s Dad

Literally Johnny Sins

Hey what’s up Jonny , what ?that’s not my name.

Carter’s dad is literally Johnny Sins

by #babyscina May 3, 2021