Dude, DUDE, DUDE!!! 

A common expression when someone is witnessing a gross, disgusting, revolting, or generally displeasing or uncomfortable action.

1st Dude: "Not Cool," a warning to the person starting the action
2st Dude: Rising anger, starting to understand what is happening
3rd Dude: Total outrage and bafflement, shock at what is taking place.

Kevin: Hey, I gotta show you something...
*starts unzipping pants*
Brad: What? Dude, DUDE, DUDE!!!
*Kevin pees on Brad*

Dude, DUDE, DUDE!!! by Artemis Google November 8, 2008

dude-she-bag 

A douche bag, but referring to a person whose sex you are uncertain of.

- Dude, you know Chris Crocker on youtube?
- The homewrecking "girl"?
- Yeah, she's such a dude-she-bag!

dude-she-bag by Bountyliciousss April 15, 2009

dude guns

When a person starts of their statements with excessive uses of "dude", sometimes not even finishing one statement of dude to start the next.

Dude Gunner: "Dude, dude, du, dude, du, dude, thats not how it goes"

Innocent Bystander: "Wow, that dude just pulled out the dude guns"

dude guns by Go get some cereal February 5, 2010

Dude...sames! 

Same here. See Diffs

Person 1: "Hey nice Jacket from the Compound"
Person 2: "Dude...sames!

Dude...sames! by TheBobMob October 30, 2010

Dude, yummy? 

A call to engagement

"Hello."
"Dude, yummy?"
"Mmm, all-you-can-eat fried chicken, sushi, and banana slices doused in Robitussin, all for just $5!"

Dude, yummy? by Nelly of Greendale March 19, 2005

dude diligence 

performing a background check on a man before accepting a date with him

Laura neglected to perform dude diligence, and Michael spent the entire date explaining how Ben Bernanke forged Barack Obama's birth certificate.

dude diligence by Yet Another Definer February 25, 2010

Dude Space 

The designated space between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. Males should sit as far as possible/practical. The name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said space: "DUDE!.....WTF are you doing!?"

Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.

On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.

Dude #1: "Hey man, Let's play some Rainbow Six: Vegas."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."

Dude Space by phroot December 9, 2008