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Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.
Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today
by greyhound21 July 2, 2009
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Tiktok disease

tiktok is a disease it easily spreads throughout any school especially when all the E-boys and E-girls come to play.
I see so much kids in the hallway making videos it must be the tiktok disease.
by Cringle puffs November 13, 2019
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behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.
That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.
by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003
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SNL Budget Disease

"SNL Budget Disease," or SNL-BD, is a term used to describe when a band or music artist performs as a musical guest on the NBC comedic variety show Saturday Night Live, and spends an absurdly large amount of money on an elaborate set design, other than one of the sets that can be provided for them, that serves little to no purpose to their performance other than to make the artist seem more wealthy, creative, or artistic. Prime examples include sets from multiple performances by Kanye West, Jay-Z's performance on May 8th 2010, and Linkin Park's performance on February 5th 2011.
Boy: Hey, did you see Jay-Z on SNL last night?

Girl: Yeah, I didn't like it. That light fixture was so over-the-top, I think he had SNL Budget Disease for that performance.
by jimmystrummer February 27, 2011
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99's disease

When you get a 99 average for the year in a subject so you get depressed and very angry
I just got a 99 for the year In Spanish, I think I have 99's disease.
by 99 disease November 14, 2016
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Textually transmitted disease

Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)

Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.

HOW TO GET A TTD.
If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.

If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.

If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.

The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.
"Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..."
"Sorry, I lent it to Mike."
"DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?"
by xoxoslythERIN August 4, 2008
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Dutch Butt Disease

Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).
Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.
by Mitch Gander January 19, 2005
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