Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019

crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.

I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Ice crunching

Extreme oral sex, like pussy eating and dick sucking.

"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."

by Footlover41 February 16, 2023

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016