Cruise

When you have jerked off before intercourse.

My girl was trying to get me off last night but I cruised her.
I cruise so I last longer.

by shmaxta May 30, 2016

cruise the dual

to drive up and down main street, no real aim

“hey mom, lets hop in the golf cart and cruise the dual”

by pfount May 21, 2025

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight

Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder

by werdokter April 13, 2024

booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Alaskan Cruise

A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship

Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair

I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough

by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022