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Coca-blast

The act of masturbating in the shower. Then when about to ejaculate does so on the tub floor, shower knobs, and if possible the shower head.
What the fuck is taking Timmy so long in the shower?

Oh, he's coca-blasting.

Does he do that often?

Does a bear shit in the woods?
by Debroah Morgan January 17, 2010
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Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.
Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?
by Olkrustypackage August 31, 2016
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working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)
Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.
by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004
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cocaine

the best nights of your life but the worst morning of your lives (it's worth it!!!!). keeps you awake to party harder than you ever have. usually snorted, also applied to gums to create numbness (highly recommended)

"you say addiction like it's bad thing!"
* K A T * - with love<3
example? it's almost 7AM and were still partying... you would love.. .cocaine!!! we HAVE the good life.
by Allan Markus December 25, 2007
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Coca Cola

once a cheap way to get high until the goddamn goverment banned crack. Now i have to spend 6 grand just to get my weekly cocaine fix from some mexican dude who dont sell it pure.
god i wish for the good old days when a 12 pack of coke was all you needed for a coke fix
by crackhead July 4, 2003
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cocaine

You'll know its working when:
(first stick in on your gums, if they become numb, its cocaine.)
- you start feeling chills go through your body.
- your pupils get large and your eyes look as if they are popping out of your head.
- you start feeling happy, energetic, confident and talkative ; loud.

*(what you might not like) Basically you feel like your having a panic attack, you shake & sweat really bad & you lose your appetite.

Feels good for 30min and then you'll feel like shit and become angry and short tempered. You can't sleep for days after.
Blow, Coke, YAYO,
$20.00 worth will last you a day at first. Then it will become $20 worth just to last you an hour and then you'll go broke, steal, and go crazy in the head; become paranoid. EXPENSIVE.
by xOdoll 1 May 13, 2005
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Cocatai

1.(proper noun) The Polynesian god of diarrhea.
2. (exclamation) A curse that when said to another will give the recipient searing diarrhea for two nights.
Me: "Cocatai."
Crackhead: "No, you suck cock and die, bitch"
by Muchamuchacha October 6, 2006
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