loose corn

Loose corn is used to describe corn that is not in the natural cob state. It can come in a can, frozen or have just been manually removed from the cob. Just saying "corn" isn't clear so we must conform to the binary options of "loose corn" or "corn on the cob".

Edric: Let's order the corn. Does that sound good to you?
Veronica: Depends on if it's loose corn or corn on the cob.
Edric: Good call, this isn't completely clear and madness. Let's check with the waiter.

by thisisedric December 17, 2019

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Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019

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Corn Fiddle

When a girls on top of a guy during sex and he reaches around and pulsates her butt hole. The resulting motion should look like you're playing a fiddle.

Dude i corn fiddled the shit out of her last night.

by Pala Mayne March 13, 2010

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corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.

I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.

by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019

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Corn Hatch

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.

She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

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