cockversation 

Talking with a total dick.

"So I talked to Alex."
"And?"
"He was a total dickhead. I have the cockversation saved."

cockversation by Searinox April 21, 2009

Conservation Of Argumental Volume 

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.

Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.

Conservation Of Argumental Volume by Wuadada November 28, 2009

penile conversion therapy 

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

penile conversion therapy by A tall midget April 24, 2017

conservation of R's 

supposedly, the reason bostonians and new englanders say 'drawring' and other words like that

if you take the r out of 'car', etc, it's gotta go back somewhere

bostonian: "my kid was drawring a cah in school today."
explanation: conservation of r's

conservation of R's by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005

Coversation 

When two people suddenly employ a fake conversation to avoid someone within earshot from hearing the previous, private conversation.

Soo my mom walked in the room when I was talking with Jim about the massive amount of Smirnoff's we downed on friday, and I had to make a quick coversation with him about an english paper.

Coversation by sorad101 May 27, 2008

nonversation 

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."

nonversation by airplayne December 25, 2010

ass to mouth conversion 

This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.

Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.

ass to mouth conversion by butt_dog November 16, 2006