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Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...
"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"
by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007
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Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.
"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."
by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008
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dotcom comment

A comment on a website, blog, or any social Networking site that contains a link. It even includes a twitter mention.
I asked for the facts and he replied with a dotcom comment.
by tyroindian July 16, 2011
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commerocracy

A form of government in which the laws, market, and norms of a culture are regulated by commerce.
Any government is a fucking commerocracy. Steal this book.
by RobynB April 27, 2006
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commercial ether

When your watching a show on tv and your really into it until it gets cut off and goes to a commercial
Guy 1: Yo you saw when J Cole performed at the BET awards and they cut him off?

Guy 2: yea that nigga got that commercial ether!
by HotPocketsBoy December 2, 2010
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no-comments-but-crisis policy

a policy and a way of dealing with one's company that has been widely in use since the media/banks/governments reported a financial crisis; it is a justification for various actions: staff reductions, cancelled payrise, lowered wages though none of these are necessary (because the company is doing well and needs no changes); it is a perfect explanation for everything if your general manager plans to fire some employees/cut wages and needs a good reason;
George: Crap, we're going to have staff reductions!
Will: What?
George: Yup, there were rumors, so we asked our boss about it, and despite good results of our company, half of us is going to be fired. We asked why and we heard that it was due to the financial crisis. End of story. Another example of no-comments-but-crisis policy.
by KurtSteinerPL September 16, 2009
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commercial

Having profit as a goal: a commercial band, not a REAL band.
Nimrod:Blink 182 and Sum41 are the best bands ever!
Coolguy:No they suck, they're punk-pop and to make it worse they're commercial.
by Khalil March 22, 2004
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