college virgin

One may be called a college virgin if they do not participate in sexual intercourse while attending their university during the academic school year. This excludes Christmas, Summer, Spring, or any other time of year when the individual is not taking classes at the University.

Look at Alex, he's a poor college virgin.

by steezy christ July 4, 2014

Oakland Early College

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.

Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011

pink collar

A job description used like blue collar and white collar; refers to traditionally female professions like waitressing and nursing that were open to women as they entered the workforce early in the 20th century. Generally the positions do not require much training and are still mostly female.

Barbara Ehrenreich occasionally refers to pink collar work in her book "Bait and Switch."

by Robin Turner August 3, 2007

College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

College Confidential Forum:

HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!

by therocker11 January 17, 2009

college

A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010

colleague

A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

I can't simply ask Emma to fuck with me. She's not my friend, she is just my colleague.

by RudeBob April 6, 2008