Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

coffeeshopped

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, in a search to find a quiet place to work, OR when you use the shop as a resting point on a longer day excursion.

Concisely, when you prowl through coffee shops looking for temporary warmth and/or free wifi.

I pretty much just coffeeshopped around the town today. The wind was really brutal, so whenever my fingers went numb, I just ducked inside the nearest one.

Yeah, I coffeeshopped for awhile, and the one on Grovenser's Street has outlets for my laptop charger, so I worked there for a bit.

by Serendipity545 November 5, 2010

coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.

Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.

by sparkus March 3, 2011

Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.

Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.

by PharmGirl99 August 22, 2011

Coffeezombie

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.

"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"

by linguistician. November 7, 2012

Coffeeful

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013

Coffee dancing

Prerequisite: The state of having drunk a few cups of coffee and sitting still reading or infront of the computer.

This will result in fervent foot-based dancing because of a lacking of calmness. E. G. while waiting for the microwave.

I cant wait two minutes, aaaaargh!

...........
-Please Stop coffee dancing, it is weird.
- I dont care mofo I just need to fix so much fun stuff today!

-eh, okay.

...........
-Oh, youre coffe walking have notched up one level.

by Maggi Coffe-Lover March 6, 2013