Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

clock

clock (adj): to hit or strike somebody with a heavy amount of force usually resulting in a kid faced down on the floor.

yo, you see that lil fool clock that big ass cat, straight layed that kid out!

by Circus A.K.A. Sketch September 16, 2005

12 O' Clock Tuck

When you get a boner in public and flip your cock up into your waistband.(It feels good so try not to bust a load into your bellybutton.

"Dude I was in class and I was thinking about Gabby Bedard and Brandon Smith cuz I'm bi, and I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck. Works everytime. No one knew I had a boner. Except I did bust a load into my bellybutton cuz it felt good." said Tucker Kreis

by Brandoner Smith January 11, 2008

Sip O'Clock

When an individual or group of individuals collectively decide it is time to get their drink on. This involves consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Many epic acts of mayhem and debauchery may occur.

It may be 5:00 somewhere....but you better believe it's Sip O'Clock up in this bar.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

fuckoff o'clock

That moment when you leave me the fuck alone.

You know what time it is , fuckoff o'clock

by google inc August 15, 2014

strawberry clock

Strawberry Clock is basically a Strawberry with a clock face for a face, complete with clock hands. He is the self-proclaimed King of the Portal, and is also coolboyman. It is said that StrawberryClock had started the Clock Crew, but it was infact, 3 other clocks - OrangeClock, RaspberryClock and AppleClock. StrawberryClock was considered notorious among most NG Users, making bad animations - the most infamous being 'B'. B wasn't an animation at all, just a red B in a white background. StrawberryClock has been treated as a bad guy in some Flash movies.

"StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal. Everyone loves StrawberryClock. If you don't like StrawberryClock, you are insane and must be burned at the stake.", The opposite of Clock Subliminal Messages by grandmasterj.

by The future AlphaClock May 3, 2005