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Ah Christ...

What someone says when they're either annoyed, bored, or frustrated.
1) (Mom enters son's bedroom and starts screaming) Mom: "I told you to do the dishes! Now get off that computer and do them!
Son: Ah Christ...

2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...

2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
by Misty117 June 16, 2011
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Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .
That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !
by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015
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Freezus Christ

A common exclamation used to describe the perma-frost like conditions set on a thermostat, usually by a mother.
“Freezus Christ, it’s cold in here!” gasped Thomas. “CathCath went AWOL on the thermostat again!” Alexandra chattered between her teeth.
by Gordon Bombay March 6, 2018
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jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020
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heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.
“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”
by shigurefucker December 11, 2021
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gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER
"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
by the only joe papa February 16, 2023
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Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
by ME.💀 March 28, 2023
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